Part 6

(The general consensus seemed to be naming it after Marshall Banana so I went with it. However I highly doubt Ralts will be with us past the Kirlia form. I'm just not that big a fan of it. )

(There to fill up a slot until I can get some better monsters later on.)
Newest members to Team Misty. GO US!

On the way out of Petalburg I was approached by a seedy looking guy.

In the end he called me either a wuss or a noob so he just sorta went off.
The next route was incredibly uneventful, only a couple trainers.

This is what we call an "incredible waste of time."
Bitchcakes kinda just chewed on its face for a while until it just sort of died of lameness.
I'm not sure how but it was enough to level Bitchcakes, though just barely.

Note that Bitchcakes still can't actually bite yet.
After a long, grueling battle with a Seedot that particularly liked Hardening:

Before entering the Petalburg Woods, though:

Petalburg Woods is pretty similar to Viridian Forest, except it's bigger and there are more than fucking bugs in it.

There are still anoying ass bug catchers though. This one had four L.3 Wurmples which were promptly devoured by Poochyena. Sorry bro, but thas the way Bitchcakes rolls yo.
Which brings us to this:

Name the Mushroom! I promise I'll use someone other than Ka0's suggestion this time.